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Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #bob, #gadget, #custodian, #hyperelectronic, #induction, #transmutant, #geoplasmic, #collectimizer, #soap, #dispenser

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Bob the Dinosaur says to Dogbert, "That's all Dilbert left you in his will? A gadget?" Dogbert replies, "I'm just the custodian." Bob says, "Maybe it's some kind of hyper-electronic induction transmutant geoplasmic nodal collectimizer." Dogbert replies, "Maybe . . . But I'm guessing bathroom soap dispenser." Bob picks up the device and asks, "Can I change my guess?"

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Tags #dinosaurs, #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #special, #bob, #animal behavior, #birds, #careless

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Dogbert walks down the stairs holding a gadget. Dogbert says, "If Dilbert wanted me to have this when he died it must have been special to him. But what is it?" Bob the Dinosaur says, "We dinosaurs have a method for handling things we don't understand." Dogbert says, "Tell me." Bob replies, "We stomp it to bits and evolve into birds who don't care."

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Tags #bob, #dawn, #library, #reference, #wondering, #dinosaurs, #eggs, #gross, #telephone

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Bob the Dinosaur says into the phone, "Hello, is this the library reference desk?" Bob says, "I have this . . . er . . . friend . . . who was wondering how dinosaurs have eggs. Uh-huh." Bob says to Dawn, "It's gross."

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Tags #dawn, #bob, #dinosaurs, #craving, #stop, #unusual, #credit, #egg

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Dawn the Dinosaur says to Bob, "I think I'm going to have an egg, Bob." Dawn continues, "I'm having unusual cravings." Bob shouts, "Yes!! I did it!!" Dawn puts her hands on her hips and says, "Like right now I'm craving you will stop taking all the credit." Bob shouts, "I'm number one!!"

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Tags #bob, #dawn, #Dogbert, #egg, #dinosaurs, #animal behavior

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Bob the Dinosaur stands with Dawn and tells Dogbert, "We're going to have an egg!!" Dogbert asks, "What are you hoping it will be?" Bob replies, "Something round and white, about yea big."

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Tags #dinosaurs, #bob, #dawn, #easy, #tossed, #air, #dad, #stuff, #egg, #baby-sit

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Dawn the Dinosaur hands Bob an egg and says, "It's your turn to baby-sit the egg, Bob." Bob throws the egg into the air and thinks, "I used to love it when my dad tossed me in the air." Bob thinks, "This dad stuff is easy." Dawn watches him toss the egg and looks furious.

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Tags #bob, #dawn, #dinosaurs, #dirt, #hole

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Bob the Dinosaur opens the closet door and says to Dawn, "I'll make a room for the baby by digging a cavern under Dilbert's closet." Dawn stands behind Bob holding an egg. Dawn asks, "Where will you put all the dirt?" Bob replies, "Obviously I'll have to dig a second hole to hold all the dirt."

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Tags #dinosaurs, #hatching, #baby, #dawn, #bob, #confused, #brain

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As a baby breaks through the egg shell Bob the Dinosaur yells, "Our baby!!" Bob says, "He's got my looks!" The baby says, "Hey, where am I? I'm confused." Dawn says, "He's got your brain, too!"

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Tags #Dilbert, #bob, #dawn, #dinosaurs, #bedroom, #kitchen, #living, #room, #mess, #rex

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Dawn the Dinosaur says to Bob, "Our baby still needs a name." Dilbert says, "He's wrecking my living room!!" Dilbert says, "Now he's wrecking my kitchen!!" Bob says, "Names . . . Names . . ." Dilbert says, "He's wrecking my bedroom!!" Bob asks, "How about Rex?"

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Tags #bob, #Dogbert, #petition, #democracy, #complaints, #d-uhh

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Bob the Dinosaur asks Dogbert, "Will you sign my petition?" Dogbert asks, "What's it for, Bob?" Bob replies, "I didn't have any complaints, so it just says 'D-uhh." Dogbert says as he signs the petition, "Democracy is a wonderful thing."