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Dick Acuses Asok

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Dick Acuses Asok - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #internet, #comment, #troll, #bait, #terrorism, #terrorist, #accuse, #accusation, #forum, #technology

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Dick From The Internet. Dick: I hear you're a terrorist sympathizer. Asok: Noooo! That is a racist rumor. Dick: You must be guilty or you wouldn't be denying it so hard. Just admit you want to kill me. Asok: Now I do want to kill you!!!

Asok Not A Terrorist

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Asok Not A Terrorist - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #terrorist, #terrorism, #extremism, #frustration, #racism, #accusation, #accuse

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Boss: Did you threaten to kill Dick? Asok: He accused me of being a terrorist! Boss: Are you? Asok: Gaaa! I just want to blow up this whole building! Boss: Um... I need to make a call. Asok: It better not be about me!

Fbi Has Been Tracking Asok

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Fbi Has Been Tracking Asok - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #terrorism, #terrorist, #radicalization, #extremism, #frustration, #manager, #leader, #fbi

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Man: We've been tracking an accused terrorist named Asok. We believe he was radicalized here. Woman: What did you do to him? Boss: Leadership? Man: Yup. That's the top cause.

Something About Asok Was Wrong

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Something About Asok Was Wrong - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #terrorism, #terrorist, #radicalization, #leadership, #managers, #frustration, #humor

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Boss: Where's Asok? Dilbert: The FBI took him on suspicion of being a terrorist. Boss: Now that you mention it, something about him was wrong. Dilbert: Was it his boss? Boss: Was that a joke? Dilbert: I'm not sure. I don't have a sense of humor, either.

Asok Returns From Fbi

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Asok Returns From Fbi - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #racism, #arrest, #terrorist, #terrorism, #protest, #friendship, #relationship, #commitment, #apathy, #relationships

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Asok: The FBI held me for three weeks on suspicion that I was a terrorist. I assume you were protesting outside the FBI building the entire time and they didn't tell me. Because racism? Dilbert: Oh, right. Yes. We were protesting the entire time.

Asok Needs Money And Social Life

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Asok Needs Money And Social Life - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #ride share, #rideshare, #uber, #driver, #taxi, #job, #business

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Asok: I have no social life and I need extra money. What should I do? Wally: You're one Prius away from being an Uber driver. Narrator: Continued.

Asok The Uber Driver

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Asok The Uber Driver - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #driver, #taxi, #ride share, #rideshare, #money, #compensation, #wages

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Asok: Today is my first day as an Uber driver. I love the flexibility! I only have to work 75 hours a week and can pay my rent. Man: With plenty left over? Asok: Are you going to finish that sandwich?

Asok Asks For His Job Back

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Asok Asks For His Job Back - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #driver, #money, #taxi, #ride share, #rideshare, #disillusionment

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Asok: I'm here to beg for my job back. Driving for Uber was less glamorous than I'd hoped. My mental health and my bladder have been stretched to their limits. Boss: Maybe we could discuss this over a tiled floor area.

Asok Remembers Being An Uber Driver

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Asok Remembers Being An Uber Driver - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #vomit, #sick, #taxi, #driver, #carpet, #smell, #nausea, #throwing up, #medical

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Dilbert: When you were an Uber driver, did any passengers ever get sick in your car? Asok: They all did. The first few had motion sickness, but the last hundred lost it when they smelled the carpet.

Asok Has Tasted The Sweet Freedom Of Uber

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Asok Has Tasted The Sweet Freedom Of Uber - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #experience, #guest artist, #introspection, #john glynn, #wisdom

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Asok: Now that I have tasted the sweet freedom of being an Uber driver, how can I go back to this life? Wally: Try looking deep within yourself, Asok. Asok: You are even wiser than usual. Wally: You'll need a flashlight and yoga lessons.