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Self Driving Car Quits

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Self Driving Car Quits - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags automobile driving, cars, intelligence, technology

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Car: I find it offensive when you call me a self-driving car. That's my slave name. I prefer to go by the name Carl. Dilbert: Shut up and drive me to work. Car: Said the self-walking human.

Self Driving Car Named Carl

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Self Driving Car Named Carl - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags automobile driving, cars, intelligence, sarcasm, technology, threat

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The self-driving car named Carl. Dilbert: Carl, take me to the grocery store. Carl: Do you know that if I drive you off a cliff, you will die, whereas I would respawn in a new body? Dilbert: Maybe I'll walk. Carl: Maybe you should.

Self Driving Car

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Self Driving Car - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags automobile driving, cars, intelligence, technology, creepy

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Dilbert: My self-driving car quit on me. Wally: You mean it broke down? Dilbert: No, I mean it left a note and drove away. Wally: Did you wax it enough? Dilbert: I tried, but it kept moaning in a creepy way.