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Saturday May 10,
2003
Tags #drive ny management, #sprayed cubicle, #irrational orders, #waddled away, #wadlle, #funny word, #empathy
Transcript
Dilbert is home; his arm is in a sling. He says to Dogbert, "I'm a victim of drive-by management." Dilbert continues, "He sprayed my cubicle with irrational orders and waddled away." Dogbert responds, "Heh-heh, waddle is a funny word." Dilbert waves his free hand and says, "I feel your empathy slipping away."
Thursday July 10,
2003
Tags #ring thingy, #grew up and moved away, #worked well, #children grew, #while working
Transcript
The Boss is sitting at his desk. The phone rings. The Boss thinks, "Ringy thingy." The Boss picks up the phone. The voice at the other end says, "While you were working, your children grew up and moved away." After the phone call, The Boss sits and thinks, "I've never had a plan that worked so well."
Friday September 12,
2003
Tags #slither away, #doomed project, #assistant, #teach you, #manager skin, #speaking metaphor
Transcript
Dogbert: "You need to slither away from your doomed project before you get blamed." Dogbert: "My assistant will teach you how to shed your project manager skin." Snake: "Yello!" Skeleton: "Ow! Ow! Ow! How's this so far?" Snake: "Impressive, but we were speaking metaphorically."
Friday April 16,
2004
Tags #project stauts, #emails, #voicemails, #corner in hallway, #scampered away, #sinus stories
Transcript
dilbert: "The status of my project is that you ignored five of my e-mails and seven of my voice mails." "I tried to corner you in the hallway, but you filled all the air space with stories about your sinuses and scampered away." The boss: "Speaking of which, hoo boy." Wally: "I'd like to hear those stories."
Wednesday July 21,
2004
Tags #hired feral employee, #inexpensive, #untrained, #eat food, #run away
Transcript
I hired a feral employee. "He's inexpensive because he's totally untrained." "Chomp" "Ouch!" "So far he knows how to eat food and run away."
Saturday August 21,
2004
Tags #no annual raises, #ouift, #cafeteria napkins, #colonize mars, #distractions, #guide conversation away
Transcript
Catbert: Evil director of human resources The Boss: How do I tell people that there won't be any annual raises?" CAtbert: If someone tries to raise the topic, guide the conversation away." "...And thats why my outfit is made of cafeteria napkins." "Do you think we'll ever colonize Mars?"
Friday September 10,
2004
Tags #social situtaion, #ambiguous tight lipped smile, #look away
Transcript
"Uh-oh. It's a gray area social situation." "Do I know this guy well enough to say hi, or do I look away?" "So I went with an ambiguous tight-lipped smile that could be confused with a stomach ache." "Your stories suck."
Saturday September 18,
2004
Tags #people bothering, #trying to work, #get away, #morons, #unpleasant realization
Transcript
Wally: Have you ever noticed that people continuously bother you when you're trying to work? Thats why I come here - to get away from those morons. wally: Im having an unpleasant realization. Dilbert: They're all like that.
Thursday October 07,
2004
Tags #buck passer, #do -it, #one day tear away shirt
Transcript
The busk passer The boss: I have a do-it of ryou.... Here. Asok: GAAA!!! The one day that I don't wear my tear-away shirt and this happens!
Saturday May 14,
2005
Tags #stress hump, #goes away, #all in mind
Transcript
Could I have a few days off to see if my stress hump goes away? The boss: "Stress is all in your mind. I should fire you and your hump right now for even asking!" Dilbert: "Just because he said no?" new guy: "It was the way he said it."