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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags employees, frustration, magic, oogah-boogah, folder, assignment, boss request, attutude, business

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Boss: Alice, can you take care of this by close of business today? Alice: Oogah-boogah! Work be done! Let's hope magic is real! Boss: We need to talk about your attitude.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags benefits, boss, employee, huge equity poistion, questing, start up, wear whatever, work at home

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Boss: We need to act more like a start-up. Dilbert: You mean I can wear whatever I want, work at home, and have a huge equity position in the company? Boss: Oh, I guess I didn't know what that meant.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags meetings, public speaking, powerpoint slides, intelligent viwers, manipulative anecdotes, boss died, praise employees

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Dilbert: My PowerPoint slides have a little something for everyone. For my intelligent viewers, I have data, and for the morons, I have manipulative anecdotes. Which reminds me-- did you hear about the boss who died because he didn't praise his employee?

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business ethics, agreements, deals, existence, empire, seem larger, paycheck, fair plan, awful world, balckmail, boss, employee

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Wally: IF you agree to give me no work, I will agree to not sue you with some sort of bogus employee claim. My existence will make your empire seem larger, and stockholders will get stuck with the bill for my paycheck. Boss: Why does that seem like a fair plan? Wally: We live in an awful world.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags interviews, senior year, college, launch start ups, lifelong learning, technology certifictae, relevant to field, uneducated, more experience then boss, education

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Applicant: I skipped my senior year of college to launch my first of three start-ups. I believe in lifelong learning. I have every technology certification relevant to my field. Boss: He's uneducated.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags dolls, dummy, treat customers, metaphor, stunned, employees shicked, boss demonstrates

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Boss: I'll use this dummy to demonstrate the way our company wants us to treat customers. Dilbert: We think it was meant as a metaphor, but there's no way to be sure.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags apathy, late, setting priorities, boss, meeting, excuse, conference table, coffee cup, apology, business

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Boss: Sorry I'm late. It's because the least important thing I do is way more important than all of you put together. One way to look at it is that I'm great at setting priorities.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags boss, telling how to do job, priorities, reports, email, suggestions

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Boss: Stop telling Tina how to do her job. You're not her boss. Dilbert: I was just helping out because her boss has his priorities all backward. Boss: She reports to me. Dilbert: I'll email your boss some suggestions for fixing you.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags happiness, office workers, uncomfortable, enjoy working, my job, suffer, boss, unhappy, psychology

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Boss: It make me uncomfortable when they appear to enjoy working. It feels like I'm not doing my job. Suffer! Same planet, different reality.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Dilbert, mr. snow, the boss, neal, contact lens

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The Boss: Dilbert, I'd like you to meet Mr. Snow- Your new boss. Dilbert: Hello, Mr. Snow Mr. Snow: Neal, please. That's my name: "Neal." Dilbert: Uh... Contact lens.