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View 31 - 37 results for broke comic strips. Discover the best "Broke" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday May 02,
2017
Tina Wants To Borrow Dilbert's Phone
Tags cell phone, property, possession, technology
Transcript
Tina: Can I borrow your phone to make a call? I dropped mine and broke it. Dilbert: No, I don't like other people touching my phone, or breathing on it, or reading my messages. Tina: You have a lot of issues. Dilbert: Said the person who doesn't use protective phone cases because they are ugly.
Wednesday December 27,
2017
Winning Design Awards
Tags design, fragile, cell phone, crack, screen, evil, technology
Transcript
Boss: 100 percent of our smartphone buyers dropped and broke their phones within one minute of unboxing them. Despite our slippery materials and brittle design, customers blamed themselves. And we won seven prestigious design awards. CEO: Yes!
Monday September 03,
2018
Ted Dies From Chair
Tags Catbert, the boss, ted, treadmill, alice, exercise ball, kneeling chair, ergonomics
Transcript
Catbert: Ted got thrown from his treadmill desk, bounced off of alice's exercise ball chair, and broke his neck on a kneeling chair. The cause of death is listed as, "good ergonomics." On the plus side, his posture was excellent.
Saturday January 26,
2019
Self Driving Car
Tags automobile driving, cars, intelligence, technology, creepy
Transcript
Dilbert: My self-driving car quit on me. Wally: You mean it broke down? Dilbert: No, I mean it left a note and drove away. Wally: Did you wax it enough? Dilbert: I tried, but it kept moaning in a creepy way.
Wednesday April 17,
2019
Falling Off An Ergonomic Chair
Tags business, office, office workers, ergonomic ball chair
Transcript
office worker: i fell off my ergonomic ball chair and broke my back. dilbert: i guess you'll be using a normal chair from now on. office worker yelling: i'm not a quitter! office worker on floor: maybe i'll give quitting a chance.
Thursday November 12,
2020
Yes Queen
Tags business, business people, sarcasm, value, appreciation, queen, devalue
Transcript
asok: alice, i want you to know that i hear you and i value you. alice: that's terrific maybe you could stop talking to me in that super creepy and condescending way. asok: yes, queen. alice: who broke you?
Wednesday November 18,
2020
Information From Carl
Tags office workers, colleagues, rude, mumble, ignorance, information, business, stalk, cubicle, layers
Transcript
Tina: i almost got some information from carl. i stalked him to his cubicle and penetrated his outer defense of rudeness. but i never broke through his mumble layer. dilbert: wait until you get to his ignorance layer.
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