Dilbert: I invented a brain stimulator to keep my brain from atrophying during boring conversations. Tell me something about your hobbies so I can test it. Tina: Well, I'm a foodie. Dilbert: Do you like cheese? It's working!
dilbert: are you listening to me? it looks as if you are using your phone.
boss: i can do two things at once.
dilbert: i'll bet you can't even hear me, you ridiculous moron.
boss: uh-huh uh-huh go on.
dilbert: you smell like old socks, and your brain is made of cheese.