boss: we bought a start-up that makes autonomous drones armed with machine guns.
dilbert: for use by the military?
boss: good idea. i hadn't thought of that. it's too dangerous for private use.
dilbert: you sound just like my neighbor when he still had a gazebo.
Wally: I heard you are not practicing social distancing. Can I borrow some money?
CEO: What does social distancing have to do with borrowing money?
Wally: I like borrowing money when I might not have to pay it back.