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150 Results for Dating
View 31 - 40 results for dating comic strips. Discover the best "Dating" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday January 19,
2005
Tags gay boss, nelson, male, no bomus, train to be boss, support family, gay, dating rugby team
Transcript
The Boss: Tina, this is your new supervisor, Nelson. You'll be training him to be your boss. The Boss: There won't be any bonuses this year because i gave it all to nelson. he's a man, sio he needs to support a family. Nelson: Im gay The Boss: Um....civil union and adoption, right? Nelson: Im dating a rugby team.
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Tuesday July 05,
2005
Tags dating pretty boys, look best, act best, more bread!, knows he can't do better
Transcript
"I'm tired of dating pretty boys where I need to look and act my best all the time." "I want a guy who knows he can't do better than me, no matter what I look like." "MORE BREAD!!!"
Friday May 23,
2008
Tags free tech support, self awreness, grow to love, dating for fix it skills
Transcript
Dilbert says, "I think my girlfriend is only dating me to get free tech support." Dogbert says, "I'm very surprised you think that." Dilbert says, "Because it's unlikely?" Dogbert says, "Because it shows self-awareness." Dilbert says, "She might grow to love me." Dogbert says, "And... back to normal."
Thursday June 18,
2009
Tags talking, woman, insane, crazy, dating, weird, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Hi. My name is?" Woman says, "Whoa! Whoa! Not in person!" Woman says, "I only meet men through online dating sites. That way I can filter out the losers." Dilbert says, "Too crazy too fast." Woman says, "I know. I'm working on that."
Thursday July 04,
2013
Tags dating, organic parts, cyborg technology, robot, relationships
Transcript
Dating in 2018 Woman: Your organic parts are unimpressive. But, wow, your cyborg technology is scorching hot. Dilbert: I knew my day would come. Woman: I want to make a robot with you.
Friday May 30,
2014
Tags efficiency experts, medicines, more motivated, competetive, safe and natural, side effects, psychopathy, improved dating life, needle, injection
Transcript
Boss: I found a quick way to make you more motivated and competitive. I know it's safe because it's all natural. The only known side effects are psychopathy and an improved dating life.
Wednesday June 17,
2015
Alice Attracts Wrong Guys
Tags stalk, stalker, stalking, dating, drone, spying, spy, relationships
Transcript
Alice: I have a history of dating men who become stalkers. But I have a good feeling about this new guy. He shows no stalker tendencies at all. Dilbert: What's he do for a living? Alice: Aerial photography using drones.
Monday March 27,
2017
Ambitious Men
Thursday April 06,
2017
Judging The Robot
Tags dating, robot, relationships, free will, personality, insult, psychology
Transcript
Dilbert: I hear you're dating our office robot. Alice: Stop judging me. Dilbert: I'm not judging you. Alice: Good. Dilbert: I'm judging the robot. Alice: Ouch.
Wednesday January 10,
2018
You Heard A Rumor
Tags consultaion, insult, rumor, divulge source, dating pillow, co - workers
Transcript
Dogbert consults Dogbert: Nevre insult your co workers directly. The company would fire you for that. Instead say you heard a rumor but you can't divulge your source. Asok: that feels wrong. Dogbert: Someone told me your dating your pillow.

