DOgbert: I will teach you how to insult your co - workers while staying within company guidelines.
The trick is to disguise your insults as compliments.
Alice, I admire the way you dress for function over appearance.
Alice: Thanks. wait...
Dilbert: What would you say are your biggest weaknesses? Man: I like to rifle through my coworkers' desks when they aren't looking. But I don't steal anything unless I know I can frame someone else for the crime. I leave for work an hour late every day and blame traffic. I avoid accomplishing goals so I won't feel like sellout. Sometimes I'll start a trash fire just to get out of a meeting. And I've gotten every one of my bosses fired for things they didn't say or do. Boss: Would he be a good fit? Dilbert: I like what he has to offer.