Man: Video games and social media have made me addicted to artificial success. But here in the real world, I do not receive the recognition I so crave.
Dilbert: That's because all you do is play video games and use social media.
Man: See? I'm getting nothing.
dilbert: our product name turns out to be offensive in the elbonian language.
dilbert: it means "one who rips off his own facial hair and feeds it to a baby bird, which chokes and dies, signaling years of drought."
the boss: that's all in one word?
dilbert: they only have seventeen words, and nine of them are insults.