Dilbert: How's your adopted Elbonian baby doing?
Wally: I had to give it back. It was a lot needier than I expected.
Dilbert: Was the baby a boy or a girl?
Wally: How would I know? It couldn't even speak yet.
girl: my name is ...
dilbert: stop right there. my augmented reality glasses are showing me your entire social media history.
girl: i hope it makes a good first impression.
dilbert yelling: my god, you are dumb!