Dilbert: I don't feel my job is helping me reach my human potential. Boss: We only pay you because monkeys are hard to train and robots are expensive. Dilbert; Maybe I'll just play with my phone and pretend to work. Boss: That's what got the monkey fired.
Boss: I need you to help Ted on his project. He seems to be struggling.
Dilbert: That would doom two projects - mine would suffer from neglect, and Ted would re-bungle anything I fix.
Boss: Maybe Ted can help you on your project.