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190 Results for Lack Of Knowledge
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Saturday March 11,
2000
Tags #higher drag coefficient, #interns head, #quantify benefits, #knowledge management
Transcript
Alice says to the Boss: "I've been asked to quantify the benefits of our knowledge management systems." She points to a photograph of an intern: "I measured our intern's head to see if it got bigger." She explains: "The higher drag coefficient means we lost a little in the sandwich-fetching department."
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Friday May 12,
2000
Tags #untrained eye, #no work, #raging sea, #knowledge managemnet, #strategic thinking, #gurgling sound
Transcript
Wally says to the Boss, "To the untrained eye it might look as if I do no work." Wally continues as he points to his head, "But inside here is a raging sea of knowledge management and strategic thinking." Wally then asks the Boss, "Did you hear that gurgling sound?"
Tuesday June 13,
2000
Tags #share knowledge, #new intranet, #collaboration software, #knowledge to share, #hurst, #true, #hoarding
Transcript
Asok says to Dilbert and Wally, "Who wants to share knowlege with me via our new intranet collaboration software?" Dilbert says to Asok, "You don't have any knowledge to share." Asok replies, "Ouch. It hurts because it's true." Wally says to Dilbert, "I'm hoarding my knowledge in case I ever need it."
Thursday October 26,
2000
Tags #internet, #personal rasons, #whole world, #knowledge, #entertainmemt, #finger tips, #ice cream, #so hungry, #eating in cubicle, #technology
Transcript
Dilbert, sitting at his computer, thinks, "I..must..resist..using..the internet for personal reasons." Dilbert thinks, "Gaa! There's a whole world of knowledge and entertainment at my fingertips...teasing me!" Catbert dangles an ice-cream cone from a pole in front of Dilbert. Dilbert says, "Ice Cream! I'm so hungry!" Catbert says, "No eating in your cubicle."
Wednesday November 08,
2000
Tags #talking to much, #compensate, #society expectation, #think up ideas, #sit quiet, #nothing good
Transcript
Catbert, standing on The Boss' desk, says to The Boss, "You can compensate for your lack of knowledge by talking too much." Catbert says to The Boss, "And don't be limited by society's expectation that you be interesting." The Boss says, "Sometimes I like to sit quietly and think up ideas." Catbert says, "Nothing good can come from that."
Friday June 01,
2001
Tags #no raise, #not enough questions, #meetings, #care about job, #thirst for knowledge, #likes wood
Transcript
Asok the Intern sits across from the Boss. The Boss says, "I can't give you a raise. You don't ask enough questions in meetings." The Boss continues, "Questions show that you care about your job and have a thirst for knowledge." Asok is seen at a staff meeting, hand raised, asking, "Who else likes wood?"
Wednesday July 31,
2002
Tags #new baby, #lack of sleep, #taking toll, #i am mother, #no sleep, #working with no sleep
Transcript
Dilbert approaches a markedly disheveled coworker and asks, "How's your new baby?" The coworker responds, "Wonderful, but the lack of sleep is taking a toll on my body." Dilbert asks, "How's Becky doing?" The coworker responds, "I AM Becky. Bob looks worse."
Wednesday September 18,
2002
Tags #elbonia, #dress code, #barrels, #lack fashion, #make up for
Transcript
Headline: In Elbonia. Dilbert says to two Elbonians, "Yes, my company is so broke that our dress code is barrels..." Dilbert continues, "But what we lack in fashion we make up for in... umm..." Dilbert continues, "Did I already say lack of fashion?"
Monday January 26,
2004
Tags #illusions of progress, #companys name, #hi tech sounding, #onomatopeoia, #duhflushtech, #lack of awareness
Transcript
Dogbert: "You need to change the company's name to create the illusion of progress." "The name should be hi-tech sounding with a hint of onomatopoeia that signals your total lack of awareness." "Maybe something like 'Duhflushtech, inc.'" "I like it!"
Tuesday November 23,
2004
Tags #progress thwarted, #inconvenient, #lack of enthusiasm
Transcript
Wally: My progress has been thwarted by a huge obstacle. I.E. Everything I need to do is inconvenient. You can take mu should but nit my lack of enthusiasm,