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Not Knowing The Difference Monday

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Not Knowing The Difference Monday - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share September 12, 2016's comic on:


Tags #managers, #explanation, #details, #honesty

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Dilbert: Do you want the detailed analysis you won't understand... or the executive summary that is dangerously misleading? Boss: I want an executive summary that is not misleading. Dilbert: I'll count on you not knowing the difference.

Sales Is Blaming Marketing

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Sales Is Blaming Marketing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #sales, #responsibility, #blame, #business

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Boss: Our salespeople are blaming Marketing for the low demand. Marketing is blaming Engineering for making a product no one wants. So I blamed our customers for misleading us about their needs. Asok: Now I don't feel so bad about our price-gouging.

Unethical Assumptions

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Unethical Assumptions - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #money, #ethics, #misleading, #finances, #budget

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Boss: Your financial projection doesn't support my preferred strategy. Maybe you could tweak the discount rate to 40%. Dilbert: You're asking me to be unethical. Boss: Only with your assumptions.