Dilbert: We need to change one of the links on our website.
Boss: Pull together a study team, do a focus group, get buy-in from all departments, and present it at the next division meeting.
Dilbert: I changed it while you were yammering.
Boss: Let us never speak of this again.
dilbert thinking: looks like it will be another full day of interacting with people i wouldn't pull out of a burning car even if i were made of asbestos. my only hope is to stay busy doing mindless tasks.
dilbert: do you have any mindless tasks for me?
boss: take one from the top of the pile.