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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dogbert, #ratbert, #quickly, #hole, #space, #fabric, #inside, #incredibly, #dangerous

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Dogbert and Ratbert sit on the hassock watching television. Dilbert yells from another room, "Dogbert! Ratbert! Come quickly, I found a hole in the fabric of space!" Dilbert, Dogbert and Ratbert look at a small hole. Dilbert says, "We must look inside, but it's too incredibly dangerous." Dogbert kicks Ratbert into the hole and Dilbert says, "Thanks." Dogbert replies, "No problem."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #ratbert, #falls, #hole, #fabric, #space, #beautiful, #secrets, #time

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Dilbert and Dogbert look at a hole in midair. Dilbert yells into the hole, "What's it look like, Ratbert?" Ratbert floats through space and says, "It's beautiful . . . I see the secrets of time revealed . . . An object approaches . . ." Ratbert says, "It's Dick Clark's hair."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dogbert, #Dilbert, #ratbert, #hole, #space, #bad, #minute, #passed, #dimension, #floating, #hundred, #thousand, #bored

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Dilbert reaches into a hole and says to Dogbert, "I'm going to pull Ratbert out of the hole in space before anything bad happens." Ratbert tells Dilbert and Dogbert, ". . . Although only a minute passed in this dimension, I've been floating in the other dimension for three hundred thousand years." Dilbert says, "Wow! It's lucky I didn't reach in there with my watch hand!" Ratbert yells, "Yes I was bored!!! Thanks for asking!!"

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #ratbert, #Dogbert, #writing, #book, #trapped, #space, #hole, #day, #one, #editor

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Dogbert sits on his pillow listening to the radio. Ratbert says, "I'm writing a book about being trapped in the space hole for three hundred thousand years." Ratbert writes, "Day one: I thought about cheese. Day two: see Day one. Day three; See day two . . ." Ratbert carries a stack of paper into the room and asks Dogbert, "Do you know a good editor?"

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #ratbert, #Dogbert, #evolving, #flying, #rat, #arms, #flatter, #parents, #million, #years, #natural, #advantage, #wings, #happiest

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Ratbert says to Dogbert, "I think I'm evolving into a flying rat." Ratbert continues, "I noticed that my arms are flatter than my parents' arms. In a million years this natural advantage will become wings!" Dogbert says as Ratbert walks away, "There goes the happiest rat I know." Ratbert flaps his arms and thinks, "Too soon."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #ratbert, #Dogbert, #dysfunctional, #family member, #rat, #rob, #convenience, #store

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Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper and Dogbert sits on Dilbert's legs reading a book. Ratbert, who is sitting on the hassock, says, "I was wondering if we're a dysfunctional family." Dilbert replies, "You're not a family member. You're a rat who won't go away." Ratbert says, "Suddenly I have the urge to rob a convenience store."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #ratbert, #Dogbert, #potato, #rat, #yam, #pillow, #explain

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Dogbert sits on his pillow. Ratbert asks, "How can I be sure I'm a rat?" Ratbert continues, "What if I'm really something else - like a potato - and I just think I'm a rat?" Ratbert says, "I think, therefore I'm a yam." Dogbert replies, "It would explain a lot."

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #computer, #ratbert, #Dilbert, #rat

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Dilbert sits at his desk. Ratbert says, "Yeah, I'd say that I've become a loved and respected member of the family." Ratbert continues, "Sure, you had some initial prejudice because I'm a rat, but love won out." Ratbert concludes, "So, I was thinking maybe there's a better way to leave little bits of cheese around the house for me." Ratbert's tail is stuck in a mouse trap.

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #Dilbert, #ratbert, #rat, #punishment, #exercise

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Dilbert sits in his chair reading a magazine. Ratbert stands on the hassock with a leash around his neck and says, "It's time to walk the rat!" Dilbert rolls up the magazine and says, "You're confusing yourself with a dog. The proper way to exercise a rat is to strike it repeatedly with a rolled-up magazine." The caption says, "Should Ratbert be spared? Send your vote by e-mail to: scottadams@aol.com." Dilbert holds the rolled-up magazine over Ratbert's head.

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 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #c computer lamguage, #black hole, #light can't escape, #field gravity, #ideas, #escape, #lack substance

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"No, 'C' is a computer language, not the grade for my project." "What's happening?" "He turned into a black hole, so dense that light cannot escape his field of gravity." "Ping" "Unfortunately, only his ideas can escape the gravity because they lack substance." "What if you program in 'B'?"