Boss: My wife is the smart one in the family. Everything I know about management I learned from her.
Dilbert: Do you have a minute?
Dilbert: Whatever? Are you mad at me?
Boss: No, not at all. Everything is fine.
Dilbert: If you have a problem with me, why don't you just tell me?
Boss: It's nothing.
Carol: She taught you well.
dilbert talking to the boss.
dilbert: i taught my a.i. software to flirt with humans.
dilbert: by day three, i had fallen in love, and it drained my bank account to buy a robot body.
robot: demand a raise you wimp!
dilbert: help m