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View 31 - 40 results for time comic strips. Discover the best "Time" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday August 08,
1991
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, scientists, spare, time, inventing, perpetual motion, device
Transcript
Dilbert and Dogbert sit at the table. Dilbert says as assembles a device, "I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion device." Dilbert continues, "Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't." Dogbert asks, "A lot of spare time?" Dilbert replies, "Exactly."
Saturday August 31,
1991
Tags Dilbert, concern, terminal, radiation, air, bags, time, computer
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert, "We've addressed your concern about the potential safety hazard of computer terminal radiation." An air bag explodes out of a computer monitor and knocks Dilbert off his feet. Dilbert lies in a hole in the wall. A scientist with a clipboard says, "Air bags -- their time has come."
Thursday October 31,
1991
Tags Dilbert, ted, item, vacation, increments, regular, work, days, vacations, avoid, assignments, minutes, cough, better, take, some, sick, time
Transcript
Dilbert, Ted and a woman sit at a conference table. Dilbert says, "Ted, can you explain number two?" Ted replies, "No. I'm on vacation." Ted explains, "I take my vacations in ten minute increments during regular work days. That way I can avoid assignments." Dilbert says, "Your ten minutes are up." Ted coughs and says, "Whoa, I'd better take some sick time."
Tuesday April 21,
1992
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, think, prank, game, friend, time, visit, ratbert
Transcript
Dogbert sits on the hassock laughing. Dilbert says, "I know you're only trying to make me THINK you've played a prank on me!" Dilbert says, "Well, two can play this game, my friend." Dilbert and Dogbert sit on the hassock laughing maniacally. Ratbert enters and asks, "Is this a bad time to visit?"
Saturday October 17,
1992
Tags Dogbert, Dilbert, laughed, joke, hard, inhaled, snorted, time, choked, spit, lurch, bonk, head, coffee, table, ignoring, life, boring
Transcript
Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper and Dogbert sits on Dilbert's legs. Dogbert asks, "Remember the time you laughed at your own joke so hard that you inhaled and snorted at the same time?" Dogbert continues, "Then you choked on your own spit, which caused you to lurch over and bonk your head on the coffee table . . ." Dogbert asks, "Who says your life is boring?" Dilbert replies, "I'm ignoring you."
Wednesday November 25,
1992
Friday February 05,
1993
Tags cars, clean, letters, express, outrage, editor, Funny, pages, sarcasm, children, Dilbert, Dogbert, time
Transcript
The caption says, "Their cars are always clean." A man polishes his car with a cloth. The caption says, "They write letters to express their outrage." A man sits at a table with an open newspaper next to him. The man writes, "Dear Editor, The funny pages is no place for sarcasm! Think about the CHILDREN!" The caption says, "They read the same book more than once." Dilbert sits in his chair reading a book and laughing. Dogbert says, "They are the people with way too much time on their hands."
Monday February 15,
1993
Tags the boss, Dilbert, alice, team, spirit, free, time, job, motivate, bogged, down, details
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert, Wally and Alice, "In order to build team spirit I've decided you should have lunch together once a week." The Boss continues, "I won't be there myself because it would seriously cut into my free time." The Boss continues, "Besides, it's my job to motivate, not get bogged down in the details."
Tuesday February 23,
1993
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, ratbert, falls, hole, fabric, space, beautiful, secrets, time
Transcript
Dilbert and Dogbert look at a hole in midair. Dilbert yells into the hole, "What's it look like, Ratbert?" Ratbert floats through space and says, "It's beautiful . . . I see the secrets of time revealed . . . An object approaches . . ." Ratbert says, "It's Dick Clark's hair."
Saturday April 24,
1993
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, computer, romostatic, real-time, data, compression, plug, darling, church
Transcript
Dogbert sits in the chair. Dilbert says, "Look what I got for my computer! It's a romostatic real-time data compression processor!" Dilbert walks away saying, "Oooh . . . I can't wait to plug you in, my little darling. I've waited so long." Dilbert says, "Oh yes! Yes!" Dogbert asks, "Does the church know about this?"


