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Sunday August 17,
2014
Tags #behind schedule, #obstical, #projects, #sound dumb, #three engineers, #time management skills
Transcript
Boss: All of your projects are behind schedule. You need to work on your time management skills. Dilbert:Let me see if I understand you correctly. You expect me to do the job of three engineers... ...and the only obstical to your brilliant plan os my poor time management? Boss: Stop making everything I say sound dumb. Dilbert: I dont do it that often. Because you only sound dumb when people understand what you mean. Boss: And thats too Often! Dilbert: Once a week tops.
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Tuesday June 23,
2015
Checking On Assumptions
Tags #criticism, #insult, #strategy, #managers, #underling
Transcript
Dilbert: I researched the assumptions behind your strategy and discovered they are unfounded. So I guess that means you will be changing your strategy. Alice: Did it make a difference? Dilbert: Yes, in the sense that he hates me more.
Tuesday August 25,
2015
Boss Falls Off Bridge
Tags #walking, #meeting, #meetings, #accident, #difficult, #gimmick, #manager, #idea, #ideas, #distraction, #Sports, #business
Transcript
Boss: My new thing is taking long walks instead of having meetings. Wow. It is hard to walk, read, think, talk, and drink coffee at the same time. Dilbert: He fell off a bridge. Carol: That's why I schedule walking meetings for him.
Monday November 09,
2015
How Amazing The Weekend Was
Tags #relationships, #friendship, #small talk, #love, #dating, #frustration, #obliviousness, #conversation
Transcript
Boss: Do you want to hear how amazing my weekend was? Alice: No. Would you like to hear about the extended tragedy that is my social life? Boss: No. I went to the mountains. Alice: I fell in love with a dying polygamist.
Saturday May 21,
2016
Managing Your Boss
Tags #management, #accountability, #blame, #time, #time management
Transcript
Boss: Your project is three weeks behind schedule. Dilbert: That's the exact amount of time I was waiting for you to answer my questions. Boss: You need to manage me better. Dilbert: Okay, you're fired.
Saturday July 02,
2016
Fit Bit Monitoring
Tags #mothers, #mom, #surveillance, #spying, #nosy
Transcript
Dilmom: This is your mom. I've been monitoring your Fitbit and... whatever you're doing, cut it out. Dilbert: It was disturbing on many levels. Dogbert: "Mom Drone" behind you.
Monday July 25,
2016
Wally Asks About Bereavement Leave
Tags #laziness, #bereavement, #deception, #time off
Transcript
Wally: Does the company offer bereavement leave? Boss: Yes. Wally: Good, because I have hundreds of cousins that don't 'take care of themselves. Cousin Ronnie just fell off a shed.
Tuesday October 25,
2016
Dilbert Falls Asleep At The Wheel
Tags #safety, #catch-22, #fatigue, #accident, #driving
Transcript
Dilbert: I fell asleep at the wheel because I stayed up all night to meet your deadline. I had to work all night because you made me attend a mandatory safety meeting yesterday. But at least I got my work done on time. Boss: I forgot to tell you the meeting got moved to next week.
Thursday November 03,
2016
Wally Gives Approval
Tags #laziness, #signature, #ignorance, #reading, #fine print
Transcript
Dilbert: I need everyone's buy-in on this. Wally: Do I have to read it? Dilbert: No. Wally: That's the sort of idea I can get behind.
Friday November 25,
2016
Airport Security
Tags #embarrassment, #viral video
Transcript
Dilbert: My business trip didn't go well. I took off my belt for airport security and my pants fell off. Someone took a video and everyone is sharing it. Wally: This is literally the first time I wish I had friends.