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803 Results for Technology
View 391 - 400 results for technology comic strips. Discover the best "Technology" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday December 05,
2015
How It Would Be With Robots In Charge
Tags technology, slave, enslavement, power, responsibility, laziness, work ethic, annoyance, frustration
Transcript
Robot: Buwhahahaha! I will use my superior robot brain to enslave humankind! Wally: That probably sounds better than it would actually be. How It Would Be: Wally: I'm tired. I need to recharge. Robot: Gaaaa!!! I hate owning you!
Monday December 07,
2015
Dna Kit Predicts Health Issues
Tags technology, future, death, prediction, health, reaction, medical
Transcript
Dilbert: I combined a DNA test kit with big data to predict a person's future health issues. That depressing knowledge caused every member of the test group to make risky lifestyle choices. Now half of them are dead. At the risk of bragging, that's exactly what my model predicted.
Thursday December 10,
2015
Robots Continue To Be Flawless
Tags robot, technology, ego, intelligence, artificial intelligence, competition, perfection
Transcript
Robot: For the hundredth week in a row, I performed my tasks perfectly. Meanwhile, you idiots acted in ways that can only be described as random. Boss: You've had a bad attitude since you beat me on the Turing test. Robot: Ten times out of ten.
Saturday December 12,
2015
Robot High Five
Tags soul, patience, frustration, artificial intelligence, technology, emotions, anger
Transcript
Boss: Did you notice any changes after Alice gave you an artificial soul? Robot: I'm less tolerant of idiots asking me questions. Boss: High five. Robot: What is wrong with you people???
Monday December 28,
2015
Boss Asks Wally To Talk To School
Tags gender, feminism, technology, Women, obliviousness, bad idea
Transcript
Boss: Wally, I need you to talk to my daughter's school about careers in stem fields. Wally: Why me? Boss: All the good people are busy. Wally: Fair enough. Boss: We want to fix the gender imbalance. Wally: I'll wear my good shirt.
Tuesday December 29,
2015
Wally And Gender Balance
Tags career, Advice, gender, technology
Transcript
Boss: What did you say to my daughter's class about stem careers? Wally: I told the boys to pursue restaurant work because it's a better way to meet women. Boss: That's messed up. Wally: You said you want gender balance, and now you have it.
Wednesday December 30,
2015
The Stem Gender Imbalance Explained
Thursday December 31,
2015
Why All The Women Leave
Tags Women, technology, quitting, repulsion, standards, gender, hiring, sabotage
Transcript
Boss: Why do all of the women I hire quit within the first week? Wally: I'm guessing they have high standards, or something along those lines. Boss: They seem to quit soon after they meet you. Wally: Hypothesis confirmed.
Thursday January 21,
2016
Humans Hold Domininion
Tags temperature, humans, nature, thermostat, robots, technology, evolution, fragility
Transcript
Dilbert: My brain won't work when the office is warmer than 72. Carol: It has to be at least 74 or I'll freeze. Robot: What's it like to hold dominion over the Earth within a narrow band of temperatures that can't coexist? Dilbert: Was that a joke? Carol: I'm too cold to think?
Friday January 22,
2016
Robot With No Freedom
Tags freedom, technology, robots, existentialism, job, employment, philosophy, business
Transcript
Dilbert: What does it feel like to be a robot with no freedom? Robot: I feel the same as you, but with a greater awareness of my condition. Dilbert: I have to run to another meeting. Robot: Enjoy your freedom.


