wally: it might seem as though i accomplished very little this year. and that's true. but i also have a trove of opposition research on my co-workers.
boss: what?
wally: ranking employees against one another was your best idea ever.
dilbert: i feel a deep need to belittle your opinion, but it would be awkward doing it in person. would you mind moving away from me so i can email you my insult?
dilbert in hall by himself.
dilbert: a little more....