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View 401 - 410 results for Wally comic strips. Discover the best "Wally" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday July 02,
2012
Tags dating, extra hetero, more attractive, relationships, smiling
Transcript
Dilbert: Studies show that smiling makes you more attractive. Wally: Is it working. Dilbert: I just became extra hetero.
Wednesday July 04,
2012
Tags stock market, no raise, accomplished nothing, invest in penny stocks, hot stock tips, narrowed the gap, money
Transcript
Boss: Wally, I can't give you a raise because you accomplished nothing this year. Wally: That's okay because I make a fortune investing in penny stocks. Do you want some hot stock tips? Dilbert: Did you get a raise. Wally: No, but I narrowed the gap between his income and mine.
Thursday July 05,
2012
Tags coffee & tea, late, coffee safety, whats real, trip, coffee in face
Transcript
Wally: Don't start. I'm late for the mandatory coffee safety training. I'd better run. Hunh! Boss: I can't tell what's real anymore.
Wednesday July 11,
2012
Tags acquaintances, gadgets, online stalking victim, social media app, friends
Transcript
Alice: I wrote a social media app that can tell me how many friends other people have. App: Zero friends... 75 acquaintances... one nemesis... nine online stalking victims... Wally: Are you double-counting my stalking victims? Some of them are also acquaintances.
Saturday July 21,
2012
Tags computer software, inventions, 3d network, motion sensors, sneezed, merged network, 15th of cisco
Transcript
In the near future Wally: I was manipulating a 3-D network model using my hand motion sensors. It was all good until I sneezed and accidentally merged my network design with my outlook calendar. Boss: When will you have that fixed? Wally: I should be done by... the 15th of Cisco.
Friday September 20,
1991
Tags Dilbert, the boss, Wally, unnatural, magnificent, puppet, buy, us, customer, memorize
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert and another employee, "We're making a company commercial. Memorize these lines." Dilbert reads, "I'm Wally! I was specially bred to serve you and take abuse, O magnificent customer." Dilbert says, "It sounds a little unnatural." The woman reads, "I'm Raquel. I'll be your love puppet if you buy from us."
Wednesday September 25,
1991
Tags Dilbert, minute, pen, farewell, been, true, wind, love, you, personal, relationship, brenda
Transcript
Dilbert sits at his desk. Wally enters his cubicle and asks, "May I borrow your pen for a minute?" Dilbert says to his pen, "Farewell, little friend. You have always been true. May the wind be at your back. I . . . I . . . Love you . . ." Wally hands the pen back to Dilbert and says, "Uh . . . Could I borrow one which you've had less of a personal relationship with?" Dilbert asks, "How about Brenda?"
Saturday April 11,
1992
Tags Dilbert, marketing, brent, engineering, micorwave, oven, computer, workstation, forever, croissant
Transcript
A woman says to Dilbert, "So, you're temporarily assigned to marketing and Brent went to engineering?" Dilbert replies, "Yeah . . ." In engineering, Brent points to a computer and asks, "What kind of microwave oven is this?" Wally replies, "That's a fifty MIP Sparc workstation, Brent." Brent places a croissant on the monitor and thinks, "In other words, it's going to take FOREVER to warm my croissant."
Wednesday May 06,
1992
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, big, ed, hulking, backwards, waving, arms, people, refer, debris
Transcript
Wally says to Dilbert, "Look out! Big Ed is hulking backwards waving his arms again!" Big Ed bumps into Wally and Dilbert and they spill their coffee on themselves. Wally and Dilbert lie on the floor with their legs in the air. Dilbert says, "Big people can be so annoying." Wally replies, "I just wish he wouldn't refer to us as debris."
Friday May 08,
1992
Tags the boss, forward, Dilbert, ventured, gain, competitors, weaknesses, death, cliches
Transcript
The Boss says to Dilbert, Wally and Alice, "Sometimes you have to move forward just to stay where you are." The Boss continues, "Nothing ventured, nothing gained. If you're not part of the solution you're part of the problem." The Boss asks, "How can we use our strengths against our competitors' weaknesses?" Dilbert replies, "We could bore them to death with your cliches."


