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View 401 - 410 results for business ethics comic strips. Discover the best "Business Ethics" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday September 02,
2004
Tags need name, company, disguise, treachery, catchy, krap2idiots, business
Transcript
Dogbert: "I need a name for my company, then I can film the infomercial." Dilbert: "I assume you want a name that will help disguise your treachery." "Not so much." TV: "And now a word from the CEO of Krap2idiots." Dilbert: "Catchy." "Shhh..."
Monday September 06,
2004
Tags bridery, boss, bribery dvd, prepping, money, offer, sly, meeting, drinks, top secret, business
Transcript
"If you recommend my company's product to your board, there might be a little something for you later." "Before you decide, look at this DVD titled, 'Is bribery right for you?'" "The narrator might refer to you by name when she dances."
Monday September 20,
2004
Tags ethics question, okay to retype, medication
Transcript
Carol: I have a question for the ethics hotline. Is it okay to retype the directions on my boss's prescription medication. The boss: I know I can't do this next thing because I've tried.
Tuesday September 21,
2004
Tags brown bag seminars, ethical, ethics problems, seminar
Transcript
The Boss: The company will be holding a series of brown bag seminars on corporate ethics. Dilbert:is it ethical to steal our lunch hour and pretend that the ethics problems sent come from our executives? The Boss: I wouldn't know because I haven't taken the seminar.
Wednesday September 22,
2004
Tags dental evidence, hired manager, the hotline, ethics questions, ethics manager
Transcript
The Boss: "The company has hired an manager." "If you have any ethics questions, call the hotline." Dogbert: "That's fine, as long as you get rid of the dental evidence."
Thursday September 23,
2004
Tags ethics hotline, naughty thoughts, work hours, lost productivity, reimburse comapny, fortune, too honest, self imposing
Transcript
Ethics hotline This is dogcart. Please state your conundrum. Asok: sometimes I have naughty thoughts during work hours should I reimburse the company for lost productivity? Asok: Dang! Thi is costing me a fortune!
Tuesday October 05,
2004
Tags snob, business snob, shake hand, Dilbert, buck passer, cheaper, regular employee
Transcript
The Boss: "I hired a buck-passer." "He's cheaper than a regular employee because he gets other people to do his work." "Could you shake his hand for me, sport? I don't have that kind of time."
Tuesday October 12,
2004
Tags evil director, human resources, good news employee, trunover, scented kitty litter, downhill, quality, business
Transcript
Catbert: Evil director of human resources
Friday October 15,
2004
Tags new voice presdient, right and wrong, customers project, hate the most, charge for time
Transcript
The Boss: "Our new vice president of ethics will help you decide what's right and wrong." Wally: "When we talk to him, what customer's project should we charge for our time?" The Boss: "Whichever one we hate the most."
Friday October 22,
2004
Tags great 3 hour meeting, strategic core issues, gibberish
Transcript
It's been a great three-hour meeting but I have one question. Can a business - led project management process optimize our static core issues? Was that gibberish? I thought thats what we are doing.


