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Monday August 23,
2004
Tags meeting, team assignments, mprotant things, ruined meeting, clueless nimrods, business
Transcript
The Boss: "Alice, I've been told that you ignore your team's assignments and work on things that aren't your job." Alice: "That's true. I do important things instead of useless things assigned by clueless nimrods." The Boss: "You totally ruined this meeting."
Saturday August 28,
2004
Tags suspicious, nap, evil director, wellness program, human resources, business
Transcript
"Catbert: Evil director of human resources" "Have you heard about the employee wellness program?" "If you call in sick on a Monday or a Friday, your boss says, 'Well, well, well- that's very suspicious.'" "Now if you'll excuse me, I feel a nap coming on."
Monday August 30,
2004
Tags evil director, human resources, cubicles, open plan, special class, transition, invisible walls, business
Transcript
CAtbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert: cubicles are too expensive. we're moving to an open plan, You'll attend a special classy to ease your transition. Wally: its like he's in a cubicle with invisible walls!
Tuesday August 31,
2004
Tags don't eat money, false hope business, lose weight, get rich, semi plausible
Transcript
Dogbert: I'm going into the false hope business. All I need is a semi plausible message about how to lose weight while getting rich." "Don't eat your money."
Thursday September 02,
2004
Tags need name, company, disguise, treachery, catchy, krap2idiots, business
Transcript
Dogbert: "I need a name for my company, then I can film the infomercial." Dilbert: "I assume you want a name that will help disguise your treachery." "Not so much." TV: "And now a word from the CEO of Krap2idiots." Dilbert: "Catchy." "Shhh..."
Monday September 06,
2004
Tags bridery, boss, bribery dvd, prepping, money, offer, sly, meeting, drinks, top secret, business
Transcript
"If you recommend my company's product to your board, there might be a little something for you later." "Before you decide, look at this DVD titled, 'Is bribery right for you?'" "The narrator might refer to you by name when she dances."
Tuesday October 05,
2004
Tags snob, business snob, shake hand, Dilbert, buck passer, cheaper, regular employee
Transcript
The Boss: "I hired a buck-passer." "He's cheaper than a regular employee because he gets other people to do his work." "Could you shake his hand for me, sport? I don't have that kind of time."
Tuesday October 12,
2004
Tags evil director, human resources, good news employee, trunover, scented kitty litter, downhill, quality, business
Transcript
Catbert: Evil director of human resources
Friday October 22,
2004
Tags great 3 hour meeting, strategic core issues, gibberish
Transcript
It's been a great three-hour meeting but I have one question. Can a business - led project management process optimize our static core issues? Was that gibberish? I thought thats what we are doing.
Sunday November 07,
2004
Tags slaes rep, nice suit, dilbert questioned, well dressed engineer, not redibilty, reverse makeover, consultant, engineers are grungie, business
Transcript
The boss: go with our sales rep and answer the customer's technical questions. whoa! you can't go looking like that. This is a nice suit, exactly, a well dressed engineer has no credicbility! I'll call my reverse make over consultant. Im bob the straight eye for the queer looking guy. Lets see...I'll give you my clothes ...add ear hair eye brow extensions, You seem highly credible and I don't know why. Genius.

