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803 Results for Technology
View 401 - 410 results for technology comic strips. Discover the best "Technology" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday February 18,
2016
Dilbert Thinks He Is Ready To Babysit
Tags babysitting, babysitter, inexperience, children, parents, cell phone, communication, Family, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: What's your mobile number in case I need to reach you while I"m babysitting your kids tonight? Carol: My phone is already turned off so the kids don't ruin my date night by texting every ten minutes. Dilbert: I can't tell if I'm prepared for tonight. Wally: Did you get their address?
Saturday February 06,
2016
Hat Monitors Sleep
Tags mind control, technology, invention, hat, control
Transcript
Boss: This hat monitors your brain waves and warns you if you are going to fall asleep. We think it will prevent accidents. Dilbert: Is that all it does? Boss: For now. Robot: Welcome to the club.
Friday January 29,
2016
Dick Acuses Asok
Tags internet, comment, troll, bait, terrorism, terrorist, accuse, accusation, forum, technology
Transcript
Dick From The Internet. Dick: I hear you're a terrorist sympathizer. Asok: Noooo! That is a racist rumor. Dick: You must be guilty or you wouldn't be denying it so hard. Just admit you want to kill me. Asok: Now I do want to kill you!!!
Friday January 22,
2016
Robot With No Freedom
Tags freedom, technology, robots, existentialism, job, employment, philosophy, business
Transcript
Dilbert: What does it feel like to be a robot with no freedom? Robot: I feel the same as you, but with a greater awareness of my condition. Dilbert: I have to run to another meeting. Robot: Enjoy your freedom.
Thursday January 21,
2016
Humans Hold Domininion
Tags temperature, humans, nature, thermostat, robots, technology, evolution, fragility
Transcript
Dilbert: My brain won't work when the office is warmer than 72. Carol: It has to be at least 74 or I'll freeze. Robot: What's it like to hold dominion over the Earth within a narrow band of temperatures that can't coexist? Dilbert: Was that a joke? Carol: I'm too cold to think?
Thursday December 31,
2015
Why All The Women Leave
Tags Women, technology, quitting, repulsion, standards, gender, hiring, sabotage
Transcript
Boss: Why do all of the women I hire quit within the first week? Wally: I'm guessing they have high standards, or something along those lines. Boss: They seem to quit soon after they meet you. Wally: Hypothesis confirmed.
Wednesday December 30,
2015
The Stem Gender Imbalance Explained
Tuesday December 29,
2015
Wally And Gender Balance
Tags career, Advice, gender, technology
Transcript
Boss: What did you say to my daughter's class about stem careers? Wally: I told the boys to pursue restaurant work because it's a better way to meet women. Boss: That's messed up. Wally: You said you want gender balance, and now you have it.
Monday December 28,
2015
Boss Asks Wally To Talk To School
Tags gender, feminism, technology, Women, obliviousness, bad idea
Transcript
Boss: Wally, I need you to talk to my daughter's school about careers in stem fields. Wally: Why me? Boss: All the good people are busy. Wally: Fair enough. Boss: We want to fix the gender imbalance. Wally: I'll wear my good shirt.
Saturday December 12,
2015
Robot High Five
Tags soul, patience, frustration, artificial intelligence, technology, emotions, anger
Transcript
Boss: Did you notice any changes after Alice gave you an artificial soul? Robot: I'm less tolerant of idiots asking me questions. Boss: High five. Robot: What is wrong with you people???


