Fast Guy In Tights Comic Strips - Page 41

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

445 Results for Fast Guy In Tights

View 401 - 410 results for fast guy in tights comic strips. Discover the best "Fast Guy In Tights" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 12, 2014's comic on:


Tags #complaining, #engineers, #project inherited, #weak code, #rewrite, #great job, #hired idiot

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: The project I inherited has weak code. I need to rewrite it from scratch. Boss: Will there ever be an engineer who says, "That last guy did a great job. Let's keep all of it?" Dilbert: I'm hoping the idiot you hire to replace me says that.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 22, 2014's comic on:


Tags #employee fringe benefits, #google, #free bus service, #telecommuniting

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: I hired a guy who worked at Google because he said he was driven. Dilbert: Because they have free bus service? Has he shown up for work yet? Boss: I thought he was telecommuting.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 31, 2014's comic on:


Tags #annoy, #annoyance, #corpse, #escalade, #experience, #inexperience, #murder, #premeditated murder, #prototype, #scientific, #strangle, #boss

View Transcript

Transcript

Inexperienced Guy. Coworker: Can you answer some questions about our product prototype? Alice: No, but I would be happy to strangle you with your own lanyard and put your corpse in my boss' Escalade to frame him for the crime. Coworker: That scenario is alarmingly specific. Alice: For this sort of thing, premeditated is the way to go.

Tube Clothing Or Rug

Thank you for voting.
Tube Clothing Or Rug - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 07, 2015's comic on:


Tags #clothes, #clothing, #insult, #nerd, #nerds, #style, #tube clothes, #invented style, #reduce decisions, #carpet, #wrapped

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: Tube clothes! I invented that style! Did it reduce the number of decisions you need to make every day? Man: I'm just a guy wrapped in a carpet. Dilbert: Oh, I thought you were like me. Man: I don't have to take these insults.

Love Me For My Mind

Thank you for voting.
Love Me For My Mind - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 09, 2015's comic on:


Tags #dating, #love, #priorities, #relationships, #vanilla scented lotion, #mind

View Transcript

Transcript

Woman: I want a guy who loves me for me, and not for the way I look... or the things I do. Dilbert: That doesn't leave me much to work with. Can I love you for your money and your vanilla-scented body lotion? Woman: You could love me for my mind. Dilbert: That might have worked two minutes ago.

13 Percent Employees Engaged

Thank you for voting.
13 Percent Employees Engaged - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 23, 2015's comic on:


Tags #employee, #employees, #engagement, #motivation, #global survey, #engaged at work, #business

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: A global survey says only 13% of employees feel engaged at work. Dilbert: If you're wondering which one of your employees is engaged, it's this guy. Boss: We need ten more just like him. Dilbert: I think I just figured out what's wrong with the rest of us.

Elon Musk Fears Ai

Thank you for voting.
Elon Musk Fears Ai - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share February 10, 2015's comic on:


Tags #artificial intelligence, #etiquette & ethics, #misanthropy, #technology, #elon musk, #artificial intelligemce, #humankind

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok: Elon Musk is worried that artificial intelligence will destroy mankind. Coworker: Why would you pay attention to him? What's he ever done? Asok: Stop making root for A.I. Coworker: And what planet is this "Elon" guy from, anyway?

Wally's Hobby Is Economic Babble Talk

Thank you for voting.
Wally's Hobby Is Economic Babble Talk - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share March 26, 2015's comic on:


Tags #jargon, #babble, #economics, #obliviousness, #economist, #economy, #hiring

View Transcript

Transcript

Wally: My new hobby is explaining economics using babble talk. It sounds totally real. For example, did you know that the bubble in commodities is creating an oversupply of interest rates? Meanwhile... Boss: Our Chief Economist quit. CEO: Promote that bald guy. He sounds smart.

Dilbert's App Evaluates Job Candidates

Thank you for voting.
Dilbert's App Evaluates Job Candidates - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 04, 2015's comic on:


Tags #social interaction, #social media, #coders, #coding, #engineers, #friends, #work ethic, #social life, #technology

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: I invented an app that evaluates job candidates based on their online footprint. Here's a guy with no friend, no hobbies, no family, and hundreds of high-quality code submissions to GitHub. Wait, that's me. Boss: Do you have any apps about other people?

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 10, 2015's comic on:


Tags #social media, #facebook, #twitter, #pinterest, #instagram, #obliviousness, #technology, #communication

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: Do you have a minute to answer a quick question about social media? Dilbert: I don't have time... Boss: Real quick. One question. Dilbert: Okay, but make it fast, please. I'm late for my meeting. Boss: Okay, the question is this... Can I Instagram a tweet right to Facebook... or does liking something I also favorited automatically pin it to my followers? Dilbert: I'm going to say yes and go to my meeting. Boss: I probably should have asked some follow-ups.