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Saturday February 09,
1991
Tags Dogbert, Dilbert, clyde, canyon, wild, mistress, gusto, names
Transcript
Dilbert looks at a travel brochure and says to Dogbert, "I was thinking about going to 'Clyde Canyon' for our vacation." Dogbert asks, "What is it?" Dilbert replies, "It's a big hole in the ground." Dogbert asks, "What do you do there?" Dilbert replies, "You look at it." Dogbert says, "Ah, life be my wild mistress." Dilbert says, "There's some gusto out there with our names on it."
Wednesday March 13,
1991
Tags Dilbert, japan, favoite, animals, remember, calisthenics, shark
Transcript
The Boss approaches Wally and Dilbert carrying costumes. The Boss says, "On my recent business trip to Japan, I learned that Japanese workers dress as their favorite animals to boost productivity." Wally wears a beaver costume and Dilbert wears a dolphin costume. In Japan, a group of workers laugh as one man says, "Ooh-ooh . . . And remember the time we told them we all do calisthenics?!"
Monday April 08,
1991
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, hero, suit, identity, secret, super, powers, acquire
Transcript
Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I made a super hero suit for myself." Dogbert asks, "Why?" Dilbert puts the suit on as he says, "You never know when you might accidentally acquire super powers. It happens all the time." Dilbert, who is now wearing a suit with a cape and a letter "D" on the front, continues, "This way, my identity can remain a secret." Dogbert says, "I suddenly see why that's so important."
Monday June 03,
1991
Tags Dogbert, the boss, business, consultant, credibility, person, speak, slower
Transcript
Dogbert sits across from the Boss's desk. The Boss says, "Why should I hire you as my business consultant?" Dogbert replies, "I have credibility because I don't work for your company. No smart person would work here full-time." The Boss says, "I work here full-time." Dogbert says, "Sorry. I'll try to speak slower."
Monday July 22,
1991
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, stand-up, comedy, competition, straightforward, freestyle, mandatory, categories, mattresses
Transcript
Dilbert says to Dogbert, "I've decided to enter the stand-up comedy competition next week." Dilbert reads a document and continues, "The rules seem pretty straightforward . . . Five minutes per person . . . The first minute is freestyle comedy." Dilbert continues, "The remaining time is for the mandatory categories: Dan Quayle, flatulence, and the warning labels on mattresses."
Tuesday August 06,
1991
Tags pregnancy & child birth, the boss, alice, xerox, birth, job, special, treatment
Transcript
The Boss sits at his desk and says, "Alice, I noticed you gave birth by the Xerox machine this morning . . ." The Boss continues, "We don't have a maternity leave policy here, but if you need some time, I'm sure we can find somebody less fertile to fill your job." Alice replies, "Thank you, sir, but I don't expect any special treatment." Alice is breast feeding a baby under her shirt.
Friday August 09,
1991
Tags Dilbert, temperature, internal, organs, compared, bout, bubonic, plague, repaired, mower, co-worker
Transcript
Dilbert and three men sit at a table eating lunch. A man says, "Yeah . . . I had a temperature of 147 degrees and they had to remove my internal organs." Another man says, "Well, that's nothing compared to my bout with bubonic plague last week." A man with no head asks, "Did I ever tell you about the time I repaired my own lawn mower?" Another man thinks, "Not again."
Thursday July 19,
2012
Tags meetings, discuss project, civility is dead, invited to meeting, office
Transcript
Coworker: What's a good time to get together and discuss my project? Dilbert: Never. Every interaction I've had with you has been a waste of time. I have no reason to think it will be different in the future. Coworker: Sheesh! How did civility die? Dilbert: Maybe you invited it to a meeting.
Thursday August 29,
1991
Tags Dilbert, sounds, less, million, times, french, short, tempered, mockingly
Transcript
Dilbert says to a short man, "Hi, Les." Les says, "You say that almost mockingly." Les continues, "The way you say it, my name sounds like 'Less.' I've told you a million times it's French -- pronounced 'Lez.'" Dilbert says, "You seem a little short-tempered." Les says, "Hey! That time you did it on purpose!!"
Thursday September 26,
1991
Tags Dilbert, Dogbert, pillow, blanket, presentation, presented, consciousness, nose, table, happened, manners
Transcript
A man says to Dilbert, "I hope you won't mind my pillow and blanket at your presentation." The man continues, "The last time you presented, I lost consciousness and broke my nose on the table." Dilbert stands in front of a conference table. All of the people at the table are asleep. Dilbert thinks, "Whatever happened to good manners?"

