Dilbert: I got your email, but I didn't have time to include your upgrades on my analysis. It's better to be timely than right because our boss can't judge the quality of our work, but he knows when it's late.
Alice: Why is it that everything true is also sad?
Dilbert: That's how the truth works.
dilbert: yesterday i refused to do something i had been asked to do because it was stupid. and it worked out fine.
wally: don't let the power go to your head.
dilbert doing happy dance: i am off the leash!