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View 411 - 420 results for Carol comic strips. Discover the best "Carol" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday April 27,
2004
Tags suggestion box, more money wanted, all say money, reading
Transcript
"Here are all the suggestions from the suggestion box." "Give us more money.Give us more money. Give us more money. Give us more money. Hey, hears one with a little diagram." "The wavy lines means it's hot there." "Is that why the pointy haired guy is sad?"
Wednesday August 11,
2004
Tags human resources, sow the seeds, discontent, massive disloyalty, riots, disloyalty, business
Transcript
The boss: "Send the salary spreadsheet to Human Resources." "Don't let anyone else see it. That sort of information could sow the seeds of discontent." "We'd have massive disloyalty, fights, vandalism, maybe even riots."
Thursday August 12,
2004
Tags accidentally sent, salary spredsheet, department, more money, upset, wizard, swollen appendix
Transcript
Dilbert: Look… Carol accidentally sent the salary spreadsheet to everyone in the department! Dilbert: WHat??! your pay is higher than mine??! But you're like a…a… WallY: wizard? Dilbert: swollen appendix.
Tuesday September 14,
2004
Tags carol away, sexist commentray, mis interpret, copy machine, name calling, accidental, insulted, anger, scream, satisfied
Transcript
"My secretary is off, and I need to make copies of this..." "Oh, I get it! You immediately ask the only woman in the department to do it! #!%**$!!" "Lazy #!%*$*!!#" "I was going to ask where the copy machine is, but this works, too."
Monday September 20,
2004
Tags ethics question, okay to retype, medication
Transcript
Carol: I have a question for the ethics hotline. Is it okay to retype the directions on my boss's prescription medication. The boss: I know I can't do this next thing because I've tried.
Monday October 11,
2004
Tags conference room, burn the ruler, phone, speaker phone, bathroom, cell phones
Transcript
The boss: whats that I'm hearing? Is some one on the conference call using the restroom. Had t - oops - me too - I am - Sorry - The Boss: Now tap the speaker phone button to "off"and burn the ruler.
Sunday October 17,
1999
Tags dumb boss, tape measure, postage on email, my boss is so dumb
Transcript
Ted, Dilbert and Carol sit at a conference table. Ted says, "My boss is so dumb, He brought a tape measure to a distance learning class." Everyone laughs, "HA HA HA HA!" Carol says, "My boss is so dumb..." Carol says, "He puts postage stamps on his e-mail. Now he can't see his pc screen." Everyone laughs, "HA HA HA HA!" Ted says to Dilbert, "How about you, Dilbert? Do you have any dumb boss jokes?" The Boss enters the conference room. The Boss says, "Dilbert, my pc is warm. I think our fire wall is acting up." Ted pats Dilbert on the back and says, "We're sorry." Carol says, "We didn't know."
Friday March 18,
2005
Tags conference call, success, set up, 15 people, forgot to call in, mute buttons, spinning story
Transcript
Asok: The conference call was a huge sucess. "Three out of 15 people were available and only one of them forgot to call in." The boss: "So it was a phone call between two people?" Asok: "It would have been if they hadn't used the mute buttons."
Friday May 06,
2005
Tags evil director, campiagn, employee happiness, forbidden fruit, no dating emplyees, date each other
Transcript
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources AS part of my ongoing campaign against employee happiness.." "Employees are not allowed to date each other." "Now you're forbidden fruit...yummmy." "Stay back, rule-breaker."
Wednesday June 01,
2005
Tags british acent, swoon, fake ccent, single, girls fight, married
Transcript
"I think I'm in love with the new guy because of his fake British accent." "He's mine!" "You're married." "I am? Wow! His British accent made me forget." "I say, old beans, did anyone see my brolly on the lift?" "Swoon" "I'm single."


