boss and alice on video call.
boss: how did your zoom call with the client work out?
alice: i lost all respect for him after seeing his poorly staged bookshelves in the background. but we'll still take his money, right?
alice: yes, he doesn't deserve to keep any of it.
dilbert and dogbert on couch at home.
dilbert: people at work accused me of being bigoted against elbonian men, so i'm marrying one to prove them wrong and keep my job.
dogbert: what's his name?
dilbert: i think it's something like gluppfril or breemf.
dogbert: sounds like a solid plan.