dilbert: in hard times, you really find out who your friends are.
dogbert: i assume you have hundreds of friends by now because of all the times you have been friend-zoned.
dilbert: i'm starting to think they were insincere.
vendor salesman: just fill out these five pages of information, and we're good to go.
dilbert: no. cancel the order, and i'll find an easier vendor to work with.
vendor salesman: in that case, all i need is your signature.
dilbert: that worked?