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Consider Polyamory

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Consider Polyamory - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #psychology, #relationships, #office work, #polyamory, #girl friend, #progress, #business

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alice: have you ever considered trying polyamory? instead of not having one girl-friend, you could not have two. dilbert: that would feel like progress. alice: you're welcome.

Technical Difficulties

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Technical Difficulties - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #technical, #difficulties, #meeting, #business, #conference, #call, #audio, #technology

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boss: how'd your meeting go? dilbert: we spent an hour trying to get the conference call audio to work. boss: and then? dilbert: it was a one-hour meeting.

Mind Reader

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Mind Reader - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #plan, #sabotage, #mind reader, #success, #apology

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dilbert: i don't think your plan will work. employee: pffft. of course you don't. you are trying to sabotage me because you are jealous of my success. dilbert: you read minds as well as you make plans. employee: apology accepted.