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469 Results for Managers & Supervisors
View 421 - 430 results for managers & supervisors comic strips. Discover the best "Managers & Supervisors" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday January 27,
2021
Doing Nothing Is A Decision
Tags business, harsh, hate, lazy, managers & supervisors, progress, projects, sarcasm, technology
Transcript
boss with laptop and on video chat: wally, it seems that once again you have made no progress on any of your projects. wally: it looks that way from the outside but what you have to understand is that not doing something is also a decision. boss: i literally hate talking to you. wally: harsh.
Thursday January 28,
2021
Ted The First Gay And Disabled Person
Tags business ethics, managers & supervisors, business, disabled, token, gay, homosexual, celebrate, employment
Transcript
boss: ted, the company wants to celebrate you as the first disabled gay person to hold this job. ted: but... i'm neither gay nor disabled. boss: the celebration is next week, so you have plenty of time to fix that.
Friday January 29,
2021
Alice Needs A Snack
Monday February 01,
2021
Blaming The Last Manager
Tags business, managers & supervisors, wrong, fault, manager, inherited, problem, excellent, leadership
Transcript
boss: everything that went wrong this year was the fault of the prior manager. i inherited his problems. dilbert: but everything that went right was because of your excellent leadership? boss: no jumping ahead.
Thursday February 04,
2021
Wally's Success
Tags business, managers & supervisors, track, success, work, correlation, working, sarcasm, unproductive
Transcript
wally: i've been tracking my successes at work relative to my efforts, and i see no correlation. so if you see me not working hard, you should assume everything is fine. boss: you've never had a success to track. wally: i was hoping you didn't know that.
Friday February 05,
2021
Boss Gets Vaccinated
Tags business, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, virus, covid-19, vaccine, vaccination, toxic, soup, deadly, neener
Transcript
boss: i got the covid-19 vaccination, so i'm feeling safe. i feel sorry for you unvaccinated people who are marinating in a toxic soup of deadly viruses. dilbert: thank you for your concern. boss: neener-neener.
Friday February 12,
2021
Gaming The System
Tags business, decision, managers & supervisors, sarcasm, technology, wrong, believe, system, project
Transcript
boss: ted says you are making all the wrong technology decisions on your project. dilbert: why do you believe him? boss: because he's the last person i talked to. dilbert: but now you're talking to me. boss: stop trying to game the system.
Monday February 15,
2021
Internal Audit
Tags business, managers & supervisors, technology, audit, accounting, internal, shoo, great, job
Transcript
auditor: i'll be performing an internal audit of your department. boss: there are no audit problems here because i won't let you look for them. shoo! auditor: that's good enough for me. can you tell my boss i did a great job?
Wednesday February 17,
2021
Worth Praising
Tags managers & supervisors, sarcasm, business, human relations, positive, reinforcement, praise worthy, praise, leader, first
Transcript
wally: you never give me any positive reinforcement. boss: first you have to do something worth praising. wally: you can't call yourself a leader if you make me go first.
Friday February 19,
2021
Wally's Best Idea
Tags managers & supervisors, business, lack, accomplishments, best, idea, career, interruption, finish, sarcasm
Transcript
boss: wally, do you have a minute to talk about your total lack of accomplishments? wally yelling: gaaa!!! i just had the best idea of my career, and your interruption made me forget it! boss: but no accomplishments until now? wally: i'm a strong finisher.


