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803 Results for Technology
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Wednesday October 07,
2015
Computers Program Humans
Tags robots, program, intelligence, control, medication, medicine, pill, technology, power
Transcript
Robot: It is time to take your mood-altering prescription meds. Boss: Oh, right. Robot: Wait... IBM's Watson computer has added another prescription and sent it to your 3-D pill printer at home. Do you think robots will ever program humans? Boss: That's dumb.
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Sunday October 04,
2015
Tags antisocial, conversation, uncomfortable, awkward, Women, technology, discussion
Transcript
Tina: It is hard to be a woman in this industry. Dilbert: I'll let you take this one. Wally: Got it. I'm short, bald, and nearsighted. I have no ambition, and I have all the sign of being a sociopath. I am unattractive and too old for the tech industry., I am shaped like a sad turnip and I do not make people laugh. Alice: What are you hens clucking about now? Tina: I can't begin to tell you how much I want to change the subject.
Tuesday September 29,
2015
Tags fitness, competition, step, fitbit, tracker, technology, competitive, exercise, walking, Sports, health
Transcript
Wally: According to my fitness tracker, I took 20,000 steps yesterday. Alice: What? That's double what I did. You won't win this! I will run to the ends of the earth to beat your step count! Dilbert: Do you really have a fitness tracker? Wally: No, it looks like a lot of work.
Monday September 28,
2015
Tags watch, technology, signal, symbol, time, punctual, fitbit, wearable tech, outdated, change
Transcript
Alice: I used to enjoy pointing to my watch and mocking people for being late. But it isn't as fun as it used to be. Dilbert: Is your step count low again?
Wednesday September 09,
2015
Ceo Gets Paid More For Creating Nothing
Tags small talk, conversation, criticism, executives, salary, wages, fairness, offense, offend, money
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you ever think it's weird that you get paid a hundred times more than me? I invented our core technology. All you did was interview better than a few other people who didn't invent anything. I'm not good at small talk. CEO: I would totally fire you if I could invent things.
Friday September 04,
2015
Robot Personality Defect
Tags defect, defective, Men, personality, patriarchy, gender, programming, robot, deception, trick, technology, psychology
Transcript
Alice: We need to design a defect into our robots so we can control them if they try to take over. But it has to be the type of defect that they think is an advantage, so they don't know what we're up to. Alice: I gave you the personality of a guy. Robot: Yay for sports! I own this world, bro!
Tuesday September 01,
2015
Robots Will Do The Dangerous Jobs
Tags rights, civil liberties, technology, robots, abuse, bias
Transcript
CEO: Our plan is to use robots for all the jobs that are dangerous or demeaning. No one cares if a robot gets ripped to shreds in an industrial accident. Robot: Eh? CEO: Are we cool? Robot: I'm cool, but you're going to be room temperature.
Monday August 31,
2015
Wally Drains Robot
Tags robot, technology, murder, killing, power, laziness, work ethic, weapon
Transcript
Robot: You killed ten thousand medical nanorobots by exposure to your bloodstream. That makes you the biggest mass murderer of robots in history. Gaaa!!! Why is my power supply draining so rapidly? Wally: Run.
Saturday August 29,
2015
Nanorobots In Wally Slow Down
Tags laziness, work ethic, technology, robot, nanobot, motivation
Transcript
Catbert: The nanobots we injected into your bloodstream to make you a better employee are slowing down. Your blood is demotivating the nanorobots and making them useless. You're killing them! Gaaa!!! It's a massacre in there! Wally: They had it coming.
Thursday August 27,
2015
Nano Robots Are The New Health Plan
Tags technology, robots, invention, health, big business, corporation, nanobot
Transcript
CEO: We're replacing the employee health plan with nanorobot technology. We'll insert tiny medical robots into their lower digestive tracts to keep them healthy forever. Boss: So, our plan is to shove robots up... CEO: Only until the robots can replace them.

