boss: i'll schedule a zoom call with the whole team tomorrow to give the update.
dilbert: or you could tell me tomorrow, and i'll tell the rest of the team on our noon zoom call.
boss: um, okay. i'll send you a zoom link tomorrow.
dilbert: does our call need to be a video call? can we do a voice call?
boss: well, yes, i guess we could just do a voice call.
dilbert: do we need to talk, or can you just send me an an email?
boss: i suppose i could just send you an email.
dilbert: okay. we're making progress. now, have you heard of "texting"?