boss and dilbert on video call.
dilbert: is it okay if i take next week off?
boss: are you kidding? we're in the most critical month of the system migration. you're essential to our succcess. all hands must be on deck.
dilbert: really? it seems as if all i do is listen to other people say useless stuff on zoom calls.
boss: my goodness, no! employees are our most valuable asset! we can't succeed unless we have 100% employee engagement.
dilbert: i took all of last week off for vacation, and no one noticed.
boss: next time, start with that.
dilbert on video call.
dilbert: and that's why we should put the project on hold for now.
voice from laptop: hahahaha! that's exactly the opposite of what you said last week.
dilbert: i sometimes change my opinions when the facts change. how do you play it?
voice from laptop: now you're moving the goalposts.