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445 Results for Fast Guy In Tights
View 441 - 445 results for fast guy in tights comic strips. Discover the best "Fast Guy In Tights" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday July 10,
2019
Ai That Creates Comics
Tags #Comic Strip, #inventions, #sarcasm, #technology, #creativity
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented an A.I. that can create comic strips. Boss: Pffft! That's impossible. No machine will ever match the creative genius of human cartoonists. Dilbert: This one is about a guy who thinks his boss is dumb. Boss: No one wants to read that.
Saturday July 27,
2019
The Opinionated Old Guy
Tags #business, #employees, #internet & world wide web, #old, #Opinion
Transcript
the opinionated old guy: that idea will never work! unless you know some kind of "magic" that sends data through the air. dilbert: i call it wi-fi. opinionated old guy: pffft! no one wants that.
Tuesday August 13,
2019
Hiring A Bad Analogy Guy
Tags #office, #office workers, #questions, #sarcasm, #arrogance
Transcript
Boss: I hired a bad analogy guy. Instead of giving reasons for his opinions, he asks ridiculous questions while acting arrogant. Dilbert: That doesn't seem useful. Man: Would you say that about oxygen?
Wednesday August 14,
2019
Bad Analogy Guy Fits In
Tags #employees, #insults, #office, #office workers, #sarcasm
Transcript
Man: Hi. I'm the bad analogy guy. I can't tell the difference between thinking and simply being reminded of unrelated things. Wally: You'll fit in well here. Man: You dress like a liar.
Thursday August 15,
2019
The Bad Analogy Guy
Tags #meetings, #office workers, #sarcasm, #war
Transcript
Man: This meeting reminds me of the sixth elbonian revolution. Therefore, logically, this meeting will end with bayonets. Asok: What's wrong with you? Man: Can I borrow your pen?