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521 Results for Carol
View 441 - 450 results for Carol comic strips. Discover the best "Carol" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday December 30,
2006
Tuesday May 15,
2007
Friday May 25,
2007
Monday February 26,
2007
Tags asbestos, ceiling, no worries, disturbed, plan to be disturbed
Transcript
The Boss: The facilities people tell me there's asbestos in the ceiling. They say you don't need to worry about it unless it gets disturbed. They plan to disturb it today.
Monday March 18,
2013
Tags secreatry, booked flight, smog, hardened, machete, hack tunnel, asthma attack, treatment
Transcript
Carol: I booked you flight to the polluted capital of Albania. Their smog has hardened into a sold. use this machete to hack a tunnel through it. If you have an asthma attack the treatment is the same as for a sea urchin sting. YOu'll need to urinate on your lungs.
Saturday April 05,
2008
Tags represent boss, imitate hair style, mocking, silly, anger
Transcript
Alice: My boss sent me to represent him at this meeting. Fuh-fuh-fuh everything costs too much. Fuh-fuh-fuh we don't have enough resources! Ted: That doesn't help us. Alice: Hey, I'm not the one who invited him."
Tuesday May 13,
2008
Tags make copies, mental task, bloated cadaver, staple or no, asks secretary
Transcript
Asok: Our boss asked me to make some copies. But I fear doing such a menial task will brand me as unimportant." Asok: I was hoping you could make the copies for me since your career is already a bloated cadaver If I am reading your body language correctly, you are wondering 'staple or no staple?'"
Thursday September 18,
2008
Tags head explode, one more thing, clean up, aisle three, work, over worked, crazy
Transcript
The Boss says, "Ted, I know you said your head would explode if I ask you to do one more thing, but..." POW! The Boss says, "Cleanup on aisle three."
Wednesday February 03,
2010
Tags ted, wrong, termination, fired, documents, security access, passwords, fix, fugitive, security, trick
Transcript
The Boss says, "Carol, you filled out Ted's termination documents wrong. You put my name in the box as the fired employee." The Boss says, "My security access has been revoked. My phone is shut off, and my passwords are deactivated." The Boss says, "You need to fix this." Carol says, "Security, I found the fugitive."
Saturday February 06,
2010
Tags boss, security, canceled, dead, morbid, cremate, thermostat, hiding, ductwork
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Where's our pointy-haired boss?" Carol says, "Dead." Carol says, "I canceled his security clearance, so he went into hiding in the ductwork. By now he's probably gotten stuck and starved to death." Carol says, "I plan to cremate his remains, but it might take a while; the thermostat only goes up to 85."


