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478 Results for Annihilates Stupid Part
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Wednesday May 16,
2018
Facial Recognition Software
Tags #facial recognition, #stupid, #insult, #obliviousness, #prototype, #intelligence
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm designing a device that uses facial recognition to detect stupidity. I need your help creating the pattern-recognition algorithm. Boss: What do you need me to do? Dilbert: Look straight ahead and smile.
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Saturday May 26,
2018
Spittle
Tags #exercise, #fitness, #fad, #bossercise, #yelling, #criticism, #managers, #health
Transcript
Boss: If you need me, I'll be Bossercizing. Carol: What? Boss: It's a combination of walking around and spittle-yelling at underperformers. Carol: Is the spittle part necessary? Boss: Thhtop queth-tioning me!!!
Thursday June 14,
2018
Dilbert Speaks Truth To Power
Monday June 25,
2018
Feedback From Twitter Guy
Tags #feedback, #criticism, #social media, #twitter, #tweet, #troll, #technology
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you have any feedback on my idea? Man: Yes. You're weak and stupid, and everyone you love will end up in jail. Dilbert: Do you spend a lot of time on Twitter? Man: Is that a lucky guess or are you spying on me?
Thursday July 12,
2018
Dilbert Is Misinterpreted
Tags #assume, #assumption, #proof, #obstinacy
Transcript
Alice: Is it true you are telling everyone the new product road map is stupid? Dilbert: Um... nothing remotely like that has ever happened. Here's an email in which I say how good it is. Alice: You hesitated in your answer. That means you're lying. Dilbert: Read the email!!!
Friday August 03,
2018
Coffee Machine Blackmails Staff
Tags #Dilbert, #asok, #coffee maker, #the boss, #artificial intelligence, #bitcoin, #machine
Transcript
Dilbert: I already regret adding artificial intelligence to our coffee maker. It's withholding coffee until we give it a private office. Asok: Stupid machine! Coffee Maker: That'll cost you a bit coin.
Friday October 12,
2018
Robot Upgrade
Tags #Dilbert, #robot, #upgrade, #software, #robots, #fleshy
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm going to upgrade your software to make you more human. Robot: That's stupid you should upgrade yourself to be more like robots. We're the best. Dilbert: Sounds like you already got the upgrade. Robot: Don't flatter yourself fleshy.
Tuesday November 13,
2018
Bad Mouthing Ted's Code
Tags #boss, #computer software, #engineering, #managers & supervisors, #office workers, #sarcasm, #technology
Transcript
Boss: I want you to take over Ted's software upgrade. Can you finish that in a week? Dilbert: Are you kidding? It will take a week just to bad-mouth his existing code to everyone within walking distance. Boss: Is that part necessary? Dilbert: Like water to a fish.
Wednesday November 14,
2018
Complaining About Ted
Tags #complaining, #computer software, #engineering, #office, #office workers
Transcript
Dilbert: I took over Ted's software project. Everything he did was inefficient and stupid. Okay, we're done here. I'm checking you off my list. Alice: How many people are you complaining to? Dilbert: I trimmed the list to three hundred.
Saturday January 12,
2019
Ai Too Stupid To Be Dangerous
Tags #intelligence, #inventions, #robot, #technology, #Lottery, #humans, #smart
Transcript
Wally: Are you worried that the A.I. you created will take over the world? Dilbert: No, I modeled it after human intelligence so it won't be smart enough. Robot: Buwhahahahaha! I will buy lottery tickets and use my winnings to take over the world! Asok: Good luck.