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Alice Won't Shake Hands

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Alice Won't Shake Hands - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #office, #office workers, #presentation, #germs

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the boss attempting a handshake: great job on the presentation. alice: i prefer to avoid contact with that festering germ colony you call a hand. the boss: okay. better safe than sorry. alice: and could you face backward when you talk to me?

Keyboard Tapping

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Keyboard Tapping - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #boss, #business, #office, #office workers, #sleeping, #multi-task

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the boss: why do i hear a keyboard tapping every time i'm talking? click, click, click. alice: i have to multi-task when you talk, just to stay awake. the boss: please stop doing that. alice: okay... - zzzzzz-zzzzzz-zzz...

And Then Mark Said

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And Then Mark Said - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #anger, #business, #office, #office workers, #relationships

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tina: ...and then mark said... dilbert: stop talking about mark! dilbert is visually angry. dilbert: all you do is talk about mark! i am so sick of mark. please talk about anything but mark. dilbert is still visually angry. tina: someone told me you'd say that. dilbert: was his name -- MARK? dilbert angry.

Consultant Gets No Help

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Consultant Gets No Help - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #business ethics, #lazy, #managers & supervisors, #selfish, #stupid

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the new consultant: none of your department heads are cooperating with me. several are selfish, lazy and stupid, while others are actively working against me. maybe you could talk to them. ceo: i hired you so i wouldn't need to talk to losers.