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Internal Audit

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Internal Audit - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #internal audit, #unannounced, #appearance, #databases, #delete, #accident, #blame, #order

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dilbert: internal auditors just showed up unannounced. boss distressed: delete all of our databases and make it look like an accident! dilbert: they'd know i did it. boss: but they wouldn't know i ordered it.

Wally Helps The New Guy

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Wally Helps The New Guy - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #office workers, #training, #new, #employment

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dilbert: wally, explain to the new guy what he needs to know about the project. wally: our pdr system is downstairs from the qrd data and the bmr, so don't order a gref or else the plr will get boodled. panel shows office building with man jumping out of window, voice: i quit

New Software

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New Software - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #managers & supervisors, #approval, #software, #necessary, #purchase order, #questions, #blockchain, #stop

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dilbert: i'd like approval to buy some software, and there is no hope you would understand why it is necessary. so just sign off on the purchase and don't ask any questions. boss: is it blockchain? dilbert: just stop.

All Studies Are Wrong

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Did It Wrong

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Wrong Database

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