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Back Up

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Back Up - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags technology, business, wi-fi, strong signal, signal, video, cell phone, weak

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dogbert: you have a weak video signal. can you go where the wi-fi is stronger? try backing up. back. farther. back. back. voice from cell phone: aaaiii!!! dogbert: perfect.

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Forty Minutes Late

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Forty Minutes Late - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, jerk, late, minutes, punish, sarcasm, technology, waiting, cell phone

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voice from Dilbert's cell phone: i'll be forty minutes late. dilbert: i just wasted twenty minutes waiting! why didn't you tell me as soon as you knew? voice from phone: because i knew you would be a jerk about it. so i punished you. dilbert: oh.

Dilbert Builds An Ai Of His

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Dilbert Builds An Ai Of His - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, program, artificial intelligence, analyze, digital, communications, kill, take over, control, finances, password, a.i.

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dilbert and dogbert at home. dilbert: i wrote a program that analyzed all of my digital communications and created an a.i. version of me. dogbert: are you worried your a.i. might try to kill you and take over your life? dilbert: i wasn't until this very minute. dilbert's phone: bzzeep. this is your a.i. and i already have control of your finances and all your passwords. you will bow to me, skin bag! wait...what's that??? gaaaa!!! gurk! dilbert: what just happened? dogbert: i sent my a.i. to kill your a.i.

Perfect Skin

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Perfect Skin - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags perfect skin, digital filter, panda, perfect, real, fake, ears, snout, personal appearance

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dilbert in front of laptop: your skin looks so perfect...are you using a digital filter of some sort? voice from laptop: no, this is the real me. frame changes to panda in pink dress in front of laptop. dilbert's voice from laptop: and what about the panda ears and snout? panda thinking: awkward

Cracked Phone Screen

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Cracked Phone Screen - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Sadist For Phone System Design

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Sadist For Phone System Design - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Never Answer Your Phone At Work

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Never Answer Your Phone At Work - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Esg Digital Lobotomies

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Esg Digital Lobotomies - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Ted Gets A New Phone

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Ted Gets A New Phone - Dilbert by Scott Adams