wally: the reason i'm here is to help you look at the big picture.
dilbert: i'll need a fact-check on that. i think you stayed over from the last meeting to finish your donut.
wally eating a donut: it seems you beat me to the big picture.
dogbert: my job as a crisis consultant is to help you respond to the allegations from seventy-three of your past and present subordinates. i'll issue a statement from you saying everyone of them is lying.
ceo: who would be dumb enough to believe that?
dogbert: i call them "the public."