wally at coffee pot talking to Dilbert:: social distancing has been a great upgrade to my life. in the old days, women avoided me by at least ten feet. now i often get within seven. i think it's because i'm better-looking with most of my face covered. especially if i wear a hat and sunglasses. and i learned that women will talk to me if i walk the wrong way down a grocery aisle. they're usually complaining but at least they make eye contact. it's sort of a golden age for people like me.
boss: i can't approve your plan until i know what the experts say.
dilbert: i can save us some time by talking to the people who bribe the experts. i'll get the same answer, but faster.
boss yelling: ouch! the truth hurts!
dilbert: take a deep breath. it will pass.