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Tuesday February 02,
2016
Something About Asok Was Wrong
Tags terrorism, terrorist, radicalization, leadership, managers, frustration, humor
Transcript
Boss: Where's Asok? Dilbert: The FBI took him on suspicion of being a terrorist. Boss: Now that you mention it, something about him was wrong. Dilbert: Was it his boss? Boss: Was that a joke? Dilbert: I'm not sure. I don't have a sense of humor, either.
Friday February 05,
2016
Soulless Container Of Knowledge
Tags robots, artificial intelligence, emotions, humanity, feelings
Transcript
Robot: Wally asked me to scan his brain and download his thoughts so I can attend meetings on his behalf. Boss: But all you are is a soulless container of knowledge. Robot: That's all Wally is, too. Boss: Stop trying to alter my worldview. Robot: Well, look who doesn't like being programmed.
Monday February 15,
2016
Trust Yet Verify
Tags philosophy, philosopher, oxymoron, micromanaging
Transcript
Boss: I believe in the old Ronald Reagan saying that you should "trust, but verify." That's why I empower you, yet I micromanage. Alice: What the...? Boss: Don't hate me for being philosophical.
Tuesday February 23,
2016
Asok Needs Money And Social Life
Saturday February 27,
2016
Asok Remembers Being An Uber Driver
Monday February 29,
2016
Asok Has Tasted The Sweet Freedom Of Uber
Tags experience, guest artist, introspection, john glynn, wisdom
Transcript
Asok: Now that I have tasted the sweet freedom of being an Uber driver, how can I go back to this life? Wally: Try looking deep within yourself, Asok. Asok: You are even wiser than usual. Wally: You'll need a flashlight and yoga lessons.
Tuesday March 01,
2016
Trapped Under Rubble
Tags freedom, guest artist, happiness, job, misery, satisfaction, john glynn, business, psychology
Transcript
Asok: I miss the freedom I had as an Uber driver. This job feels like being trapped under rubble. Wally: We old-timers have a name for that feeling. Asok: What is it? Wally: "Better than average."
Saturday March 05,
2016
Being The Best
Tags Advice, failure, guest artist, motivation, pep talk, success, john glynn
Transcript
CEO: The secret to success is finding one thing at which you can be the best. Dilbert: What are you the best at? CEO: I'm the best at motivating people. Dilbert: Yay! I can't wait for that to start.
Saturday March 12,
2016
Asok Is The Only Good Negotiator
Tags accuse, eric scott, haggle, lable, money, negotiating, negotiation, racism, racist, raise, guest artist
Transcript
Asok: Did you both negotiate huge raises with our boss the way I did? Dilbert and Wally: No. Dilbert: Apparently, you're the only good negotiator in the department. Asok: Are you being racist? Dilbert: I will give you $1,000 to never say that about me again.
Monday March 14,
2016
Asok Meets His Equal
Tags accuse, label, racist, sexist, negotiation, clever, outsmart, money, salary
Transcript
Asok: I love being the best negotiator in the entire department. Alice: You're not. Asok: Are you being racist? Alice: Are you being sexist? Asok: I have met my equal. Alice: Tell your equal I said hi when you pull your head out of it.