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964 Results for Asok
View 471 - 480 results for Asok comic strips. Discover the best "Asok" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday March 09,
2007
Wednesday March 07,
2007
Wednesday February 28,
2007
Tags asbestos, ceiling, danger, telekinesis, neutralized, never ask, curious
Transcript
Wally: They found asbestos in our ceiling. We're all in danger. Asok: "I must use my telekinesis to remove the asbestos." "GAAA!" The threat has been neutralized. You must never ask me how it was done." Wally: I'm not even curious."
Wednesday February 21,
2007
Tags free pubilcity, never been done, sir richard branson
Transcript
Dogbert does public relations "You can't get free publicity simply by doing something better." "You have to do something in a way that has never been done." "It's a Sir Richard Branson sort of thing. You wouldn't understand."
Friday February 16,
2007
Tags meeting, pointing, everyone else, business
Transcript
The boss: Who needs a little management help on their project? "You could almost feel the teamwork in the air."
Sunday February 11,
2007
Tags travel budget, training budget, training support, software busdget, training, mandatory software upgarde, brains
Transcript
Alice: Our travel budget is shot. The Boss: We'll take money out of the training budget. Dilbert: We need training to support our new product. The Boss: We'll use the software budget for training. Asok: We need to do a mandatory software upgrade. Fine. Move some money from teh travel budget to the software budget. The Boss: Geez, you people do nothing but complain. Meanwhile I'm managing my brains out. Alice: I wondered what happened to them. The boss: Happened to what?
Friday February 09,
2007
Tags stretch goals, goals for year, set higher
Transcript
Asok: I wrote out my goals for the coming year. I set them higher than I can achieve because our boss said it's good to have stretch goals. Alice: Well, more for us."
Sunday February 04,
2007
Tags assigning balme, eventual failure, wrong vendor, alienate the client, rendered mott, by noncompoops
Transcript
Dogbert: I'd like to kick off the project by assigning blame for its eventual failure. Dilbert: Shouldn't we do that after the project is over? Dogbert: I see no reason to wait. Dilbert: Well...okay. Our boss will make us use the wrong vendor. Wally won't do any work. Alice will alienate the client, and Ted is generally worthless. Dilbert: In summary, my excellent work will be rendered moot by nincompoops. Asok: Do you even work here? Dogbert: No, I was just in the neighborhood.
Wednesday January 31,
2007
Tags new philosophy, a bias for action, six sigma program, iso certification
Transcript
The Boss: Our new philosophy is 'a bias for action'. Dilbert: Are we eliminating our Six-Sigma program, the budget cycle, ISO certification, and our approval processes? The Boss: Can I get back to you on that? Dilbert: Sure. No rush.
Sunday January 28,
2007
Tags meeting staff, chain of command, fake hone calls, hanging around office, waiting to get off phone, weirdo, go away
Transcript
Ned: I enjoyed meeting your staff. Keep up the good work. Dilbert: This isn't my staff. I report to the guy who reports to you." Ned: Really? Which one of you reports to me?" Well, that explains why you keep hanging around outside my office. The Boss: I've been going to your office for years, waiting for you to get off the phone so I could talk to you. Ned: I've been making fake phone calls for years, hoping the weirdo outside my office would go away." Keep up the good work."

