alice: why are you looking at your phone while i'm answering your question?
dilbert: because our answer has nothing to do with my question, but i didn't want to be rude and interrupt you.
alice: i'm giving important context.
dilbert: text me when that part is done.
co-worker making a presentation with graph.
wally: is it a coincidence that the only part of your presentation i understand is also clearly wrong?
co-worker: well, you caught me. i'm actually a fraud. i offer my resignation, effective immediately. goodbye.
wally to dilbert: this is the first time i ever won a meeting. i have to say, it feels good.