Dilbert: Our competitors hired an Elbonian troll farm to ruin our brand on social media. Their most viral ad against us so far says, "How ice cream they bicycle art!" Boss: How many views did it get? Dilbert: Seven, including this one.
Boss: Our new corporate owners want us to gather every morning to do the company cheer.
Alice: I quit.
Dilbert: I quit.
Voice: I quit.
Voice 2: I quit.
Boss: That's not the company cheer.
Dilbert: It is now.