dogbert: your trial at the court of stupidity has been postponed. the judge is suffering from a gavel-related injury.
dilbert: did you attack him with a gavel?
dogbert: didn't need to. the man can't say no to a dare.
court of stupidity
judge with gavel: the court rules that dilbert should magically know what his boss wants at all times.
dilbert: i'm not a mind-reader!
judge: prove it!
dilbert: how can i prove i can't read minds?
judge: easy. tell me what i'm not thinking.